People Who Fart In Front Of Their Partner Are More Likely To Have A Lasting Relationship


Have you ever been with someone for some time, but are still afraid to fart in front of them? That is not uncommon — but we are here to say, you do not need to worry so. Usually we try to avoid doing unpleasant things in front of people we would like to impress, but new research indicates that individuals who fart in front of their spouse are more likely to have an enduring relationship.

That is not uncommon — but we are here to say, you do not need to worry so.Usually we try to avoid doing unpleasant things in front of people we wish to impress, but new research indicates that individuals who fart in front of the spouse are more likely to have an enduring relationship.

 

Leah Decesare, author of the book “Naked Parenting,” has written a research paper that affirms that a lasting relationship is based on total trust and sincerity — that includes such things as farting in front of our partner.

Bodily functions and physiological needs are things most individuals prefer to do in private, as opposed to in front of an audience. Maybe because we feel the need to appear perfect in order to make our partners love us. Or perhaps simply because it’s gross.

Women are viewed as delicate and fragile, and the essence of fating in the presents of the partner, makes them more attractive by creating empathy between the two.

So far as farting with a broader audience goes, it’s far better to hold it in. And for your partner it shouldn’t be an issue. Farting is as natural a fucnction as laughing, crying or eating, so it’s best that you get on farting in front of your partner right.

Writer Jessica Gentile published a story about a bowel-related accident she had on a first date that brought her now-boyfriend and her closer together:

“All of a sudden, I felt it seep out of me. I was on the all-important third date with a very cute guy. Things were going well so far. We went out for dinner and had just returned to his apartment. Then, mid-cuddle, a bout of flatulence I couldn’t quite control took hold. Startled and embarrassed, I abruptly rushed to the bathroom. I tried to catch my breath and gain my composure, chastising myself for eating the entire burrito, but much to my chagrin, it only got worse. I clogged his toilet. An incident this mortifying can make or break a couple. I was sure this would be the humiliating demise of a potentially blossoming relationship. Instead, the foul odor I produced only brought out the sweetness, compassion, and humor in both of us. Seven decades later, we got married.”


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